[world_famous_recipes] OT Hillbilly vacectomy........
After having their 11th child, a North Georgia Mountain couple decided 11 was
enough, as they could not afford a larger bed.
So the husband went to his veterinarian and told him that he and his cousin
didn't want to have any more children.
The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a vasectomy that could
fix the problem but that it was expensive.
A less costly alternative, said the doctor, was to go home, get a cherry bomb
(fireworks are legal in the North Georgia Mountains), light it, put it in an
empty beer can, then hold the can up to his ear and count to 10.
The redneck said to the doctor, "I may not be the smartest man in the world,
but I don't see how putting cherry bomb in a beer can next to my ear is going
to help me."
"Trust me, " said the doctor.
So the man went home, lit a cherry bomb and put it in a beer can.
He held the can up to his ear and began to count: "1" "2" "3" "4" "5" .......
At which point he paused, placed the beer can between his legs, and resumed
counting on his other hand.
This procedure also works in Kentucky, Mississippi, West Virginia, Arkansas,
Missouri and parts of Tenn.
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