[world_famous_recipes] Fw: Dig Dig Dig! - Joke
Subject: Dig Dig Dig!
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> An old man and woman were married for years, even though they hated
> each other. When they had a confrontation, screaming and yelling could
> be heard deep into the night. The old man would shout, "When I die, I will
> dig my way up and out of the grave and come back and haunt you for the
> rest of your life!"
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> Neighbors feared him. They believed he practiced black magic
> because of the many strange occurrences that took place in their
> neighborhood.
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> The old man liked the fact he was feared.
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> To everyone's relief, he died of a heart attack when he was 68. His wife
> had a closed casket at the wake. After the burial, she went straight to
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> local bar and began to party as if there was no tomorrow. Her neighbors,
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> concerned for her safety, asked, "Aren't you afraid that he may indeed be
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> able to dig his way up and out of the grave and come back and haunt you
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> for the rest of your life?"
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> The wife put down her drink and said, "Let the old fart dig.
> I had him buried upside down."
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> Sonny Horton
> General Superintendent
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> Emerson Process Management
> 512 250-8164 Field Office
> 512 423-7718 Mobile
> 512 250-2463 Fax
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